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The Patriots Make the Trek to Cincinnati to Take On a Historically Bad Bengals Defense
Still no Joe Burrow, who's back practicing but not ready to return after a Week 2 turf toe injury. Additionally, in worse news is that they'll also be without Ja'Marr Chase, as he's been suspended for spitting on Steelers' corner Jalen Ramsey, and without last season's sack leader, Trey Hendrickson...
Jack Gaffney
5 days ago7 min read


The Patriots Running Game Shows Signs of Life In Huge Win vs. the Titans
More or less, yesterday's Patriots win over the Tennessee Titans went just about according to plan. They settled in after a trio of scoring drives by Cam Ward and co., and cruised on with a 31 point afternoon and now find themselves on their first four game win streak in nearly four years, and as the two seed in the AFC behind Indianapolis. Not only did Drake Maye dazzle once again, but the running game, yes, the running game, was gigantic in this win, with Rhamondre Stevenso
Jack Gaffney
Oct 203 min read


The New England Patriots are Back
Ending with no TDs is a little bit of a shame since Maye was legitimately flawless otherwise, but he made no shortage of winning plays, and if you rate this as his definitive career outing, I don't blame you in the slightest. He was absolutely unfazed in one of the toughest road environments in the league, and the Bills had no answers for him.
Jack Gaffney
Oct 64 min read


The Patriots Host the Pittsburgh Steelers for the First Time in Six Years, Hoping to Advance to 2-1
Fresh off a huge win down in Miami for the first time since 2019, the Patriots are throwing it back for a weekend to honor Julien Edelman and (regrettably) Bill Parcells by inducting them into the Patriots Hall of Fame, and then hosting the Pittsburgh Steelers 24 hours later. Their AFC North foe is coming off a brutal fourth-quarter collapse against the Seattle Seahawks, and worse than that, is going to be down multiple starters on the defensive side of the ball tomorrow.
Jack Gaffney
Sep 207 min read


The Patriots Win in Miami. Hell Freezes Over in Related News
The Miracle on Ice, Appalachian State beating No. 2 Michigan, the New England Patriots winning in Miami, Florida (2025), and UMBC beating Arizona as a March Madness 16 seed. These are just some of the many great upset moments in sports that remind us that the indomitable human spirit can overcome anything and that anything is possible.
Jack Gaffney
Sep 155 min read


Dolphins Welcome Pats For Annual Clash In South Florida
This was always going to be a rebuilding year for the Pats. Yes, they're 3-8, but they keep teams honest. Four of their losses...

Henrique Souza
Nov 23, 20245 min read


The Time Has Come for the Annual Patriots Loss in Miami, Florida (2024 Season Edition)
Dating back to the tail end of 1989, New England has lost a staggering 24 out of 35 matchups and is 2-8 in South Beach in their last 10.
Jack Gaffney
Nov 22, 20247 min read


Drake Maye vs. Caleb Williams Part 1 Highlights an Otherwise Lacksuter Patriots vs. Bears Matchup
Not to go full Cowherd here, but the Bears are like one of those car crashes you drive by; it looks rough, but you simply cannot look away.
Jack Gaffney
Nov 9, 202410 min read


Off to London Go the Patriots to Duel the Fading Jacksonville Jaguars
They're a lifeless football team begging to be put out of its misery, and the Patriots have no excuse but to oblige them.
Jack Gaffney
Oct 19, 20247 min read


Patriots 2024 Week 5 (Not Much of a) Film Review: Rock Bottom
If for nothing else, I'm glad we know there's a way to catch a ball with two feet in and still have the catch ruled incomplete.
Jack Gaffney
Oct 8, 20246 min read


Dolphins Travel To Foxborough for Divisional Showdown With The Patriots
This will certainly be a football game, but it will not be a very good one.

Henrique Souza
Oct 5, 20246 min read


The Hospital Patriots Host the Hospital Dolphins in a Week 5 Matchup for the Sickos
This is a game by the sickos, for the sickos.
Jack Gaffney
Oct 5, 20249 min read


Patriots 2024 Week 4 Film Review: The Losses and Injuries Continue to Stack Up
This season is starting to slip away from them fast, and with the injuries really taking their toll, it may get worse before it gets better.
Jack Gaffney
Oct 1, 20246 min read


The Patriots are off to NorCarl to Face a Pissed Off San Francisco 49ers Team
Needless to say, I feel that this San Fran team isn't in the greatest of moods and has every reason to put on a statement performance.
Jack Gaffney
Sep 27, 20248 min read


Patriots 2024 Week 3 Film Review: They Allowed Fireman Ed to Experience Joy
This is now three straight games in which Brissett has been pressured at least 13 times and sacked more than he was in Weeks 1-2 combined.
Jack Gaffney
Sep 20, 20245 min read


The Patriots Must Devoid Fireman Ed and Jets Fans of Any Semblance of Joy
Can New England do right by legions of Jets fans and that fraud Fireman Ed and remind them who they cheer for?
Jack Gaffney
Sep 18, 20249 min read


Patriots 2024 Week 2 Film Review: It Was All Right There
Sunday's contest with Seattle marked a very winnable game for the Patriots, who once again dominated the line of scrimmage in the run game..
Jack Gaffney
Sep 16, 20244 min read


Attention to Detail Will Be Critical for the Patriots in Home Opener against Mike Macdonald's Seahawks
While this is a fun time to reflect on Super Bowl 49 with Malcolm Butler in town, Seattle is as much in a new era as the Patriots are.
Jack Gaffney
Sep 13, 20249 min read


Patriots 2024 Week 1 Film Review: 'Dre Day, and the Keion White Show
The numbers don't lie, and they spelled disaster for the Bengals in Week 1.
Jack Gaffney
Sep 9, 20245 min read


The Jerod Mayo Era for the Patriots Officially Begins in Cincinnati
I don't think football fans realize how good this defense is/can be, even without Matt Judon or Christian Barmore.
Jack Gaffney
Sep 6, 20249 min read
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